Monday, December 5, 2011

A true story about pizza.

This is based on a true story, and I will tell it here right now. I like extra sauce on a pizza, almost never order one without it. The problem is that I'm pretty sure there's a conspiracy of waiters, waitresses, and people who work counters and phones who are ready and waiting for me to call them so they can get a glazed look in their eyes when I say the word "extra." I'm pretty sure that as soon as I say "extra" their mind wanders off and they automatically write "cheese" instead of "sauce."

The feelings this man is expressing is pretty much what I feel while ordering pizza.