Wednesday, April 19, 2017


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Monday, April 17, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Vice President Mike Pence has taken a train and all of its passengers hostage. Rumor is he is helping former government hacker Travis Dane and are currently threatening to destroy the entire eastern seaboard of the United States.


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Friday, April 14, 2017

My new book! I Don't Want to Poop on the Potty: A potty training story for adults.



Have you bought yourself a copy of my new book yet? It's available on Amazon for your Kindle or in print. Or, get the print book and you'll get a free Kindle version.

This potty training story is mostly based on real life events. The names and shapes and hairstyles of people involved have been changed to protect their identities.

Click this handy link if you'd like to see the other books I have available on Amazon.

This guy was riding his bicycle down the road this morning on my way to work.


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NUKEM! This is it. The best metal band name ever. Also pictured, my @siriusxm stereo presets. Also, I should recommend @republicwireless Oh, and @ford NUKEM!!!!


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